(Source: ohsnappe, via faderstyle)
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey
PREACH IT TINA!
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Scam Alert AKA Thing’s My Mom Emails Me:
Subject: Scam Alert
Jury Duty Scam
DO NOT DELETE WITHOUT READING ! Pass this on to your grown children.
This has been verified by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your email address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take those summonses for jury duty seriously, but enough
people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of fraud has surfaced. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator.. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the Scammer asks you for your Social Security number and
date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Give out any of this information and bingo; your identity was just stolen. The fraud has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma , Illinois , and Colorado
This (swindle) is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they are with the court system. The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web
sites, warning consumers about the fraud. Check it out here:http://www.FBI.gov/page2/june06/jury_scams060206.htm
And here:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/fraud/juryduty.asp
Yep! It’s true Please make sure and pass this on!
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One woman show meets choose your own adventure. And remember what’s stronger than a love potion? Cupid’s Arrow..
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"Acting … is the ability to react to imaginary stimuli; and its essential elements remain the twin requisites … ‘unusual sensitivity and extraordinary intelligence,’ this latter not in the form of book learning but in the ability to comprehend the workings of the human soul."
— Lee Strasberg
WARNING: Some people weren’t able to handle this, even though it’s clearly fake.
"Does the postman deliver his own mail?"
