December 2011
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April 2010
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Scam Alert AKA Thing's My Mom Emails Me:
Subject: Scam Alert Jury Duty Scam DO NOT DELETE WITHOUT READING ! Pass this on to your grown children. This has been verified by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your email address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take those summonses for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their...
February 2010
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Cupid's Arrow: The Interactive Dating Game →
One woman show meets choose your own adventure. And remember what’s stronger than a love potion? Cupid’s Arrow..
December 2009
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“Acting … is the ability to react to imaginary stimuli; and its essential...”
– Lee Strasberg
October 2009
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“Does the postman deliver his own mail?”
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”
“How is it that we managed to put a man on the moon before we figured out putting...”
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Everyday vs. Every Day
Explanation
Everyday is an adjective meaning “daily.”
Every day is a time expression meaning “each day” or “regularly.”
Examples
Note the difference in the following sentences:
1. Jane goes to class every day (each day)
2. Jane has an everyday class. (a daily class)
Common Errors
The most common error is writing “every day” as one word...
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“I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I’d love you to love me....”
– Cheap Trick
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Goal Shmoal
“Where do you see yourself in [__] years?” Yeah, I don’t know how to answer that question.
It’s not that I don’t have a ready made answer or two, I do. although “kicking ass” never seems to satisfy the inquisitor entirely. And it’s not that I lack goals or vision, I got’s that.. It’s just people asking tend to think your answer reveals...
“WORDS ARE SEEDS
WORDS ARE TOOLS
WORDS ARE WEAPONS
WORDS ARE BOUNDARIES
WORDS...”
– Chick Moorman
September 2009
20 posts
“Can you “stare off into space” when you’re in space?”
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Roller Coaster Adventure. Mission: incomplete
I arrived at Six Flags with dreams of flying through the air on each and every one of the sixteen coasters offered at Magic Mountain. I left with sore feet, a backache, a lovely face sheen from my sun screen and an intense craving for Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
My mission: incomplete
The truth is, it’s literally impossible to ride all sixteen roller coasters at Six Flags Magic...
“Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?”
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“Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?”
WatchWatch the video for some atmosphere.. Read the blog for the rest of the story:
Little did I know that Donald was watching me from the crowd: (blog) http://tumblr.com/xow38q2xr
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"Are You Lost"
I’m sitting, listening to live music on the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica, when a young buck, with bling laden ears, approaches me and opens what evolves into an entirely way too long conversation with, “Are you lost?”
I politely answer, “no.”
“I saw you over there and now you’re over here, may I sit?”
“Sure.” Cause why not?...
“If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?”
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Me: You randomly showed up in my dream last night with a wife named Bonnie.
@Bdonski: I'm going to be honest it's not the first time I've heard that.
“Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?”
– Author Unknown
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How Do You Eat $30?
If you had $30 to buy food at the grocery, what would you leave the store with? Here are my food staples:
rice
beans
plain yogurt
bagels
apples
avocado
mixed greens
salsa
tortillas
eggs
laughing cow cheese
pasta sauce
oatmeal
noodles
August 2009
3 posts
What The Hell Am I Thinking?!
I have extreme motion sickness, and a slight fear of roller coasters, yet I just HAD to choose this for my next mission for the Ford Fiesta Movement:
“Think a lil’ ol’ rollercoaster can’t get your blood pumping? We bet you’re wrong. Grab your closest weak-kneed friend, head to the nearest theme park, and test your rollercoasting skills by taking a ride on every one there. Keep your hands and...
“When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his...”
– CONFUCIUS
I'm patient, now quit asking..
There’s this nice, old man sitting next to me at Starbucks. He walks up with a smile and asks for the extra chair at my table. I smile back and say, “Of course.” But it’s as he takes the chair that he starts mumbling about this “not being my office” and needing to “pay rent” to be here.. Did you not get my chair? Did I not gladly offer you my other...
July 2009
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WILDHEART'S LULLABY
Strongly, longingly, I feel alive. Loving the evening I slip from the hive. O li la lily, O lily lulay O li la lily, O lily lulay
Abuzz in your garden, I am a bee Making this song for you just like honey O li la lily, O lily lulay O li la lily, O lily lulay
It’s made of sips light from the sweet scented night flowers I found drifting and dreaming in your arms these hours O li la lily, O...
June 2009
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From Retro Review to Golden Age Glam
For the month of June, the Ford Fiesta Agents were assigned the theme of technology. I chose a mission that would allow me to go back in time with a Retro Review! My review had to be on a piece of tech at least ten years old, so thanks to my good friend Lisa, I went with the Apple Macintosh Powerbook 145. (thanks Lisa!)
I had a lot of fun making the video Baby Bytes, but I don’t plan on...
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